What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Minds and Behinds

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Andrew Tate said the covid is a scam and only dorks get vaccinated. Is it true?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

With a housing crisis going on, should we make owning properties illegal?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I’m wondering about attachment and transference with the therapist and the idea of escape and fantasy? How much do you think your strong feelings, constant thoughts, desires to be with your therapist are a way to escape from your present life? I wonder if the transference serves another purpose than to show us our wounds and/or past experiences, but is a present coping strategy for managing what we don’t want to face (even if unconsciously) in the present—-current relationships, life circumstances, etc. Can anyone relate to this concept of escape in relation to their therapy relationship? How does this play out for you?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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